Villain Monologue simulator

This is it. You've finally got the world at your mercy!
There are three brave heroes in front of you, but you can annihilate them easily!

The only problem: the evil villain code requires you to give a long monologue before you can begin your attack!
Use the keyboard to type your monologue!

After a while, the heroes will get bored and will start attacking you unprovoked!
UNACCEPTABLE!
Use the arrow keys to dodge these attacks until your monologue is finished!